"I didn’t order a taxi."
"Doesn’t mean you don’t need one."
but do aliens believe in me….
How to tell someone you love them… the fandom way.
*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one
imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be
the fuck does a virgo get
phil having fun with dans nose
my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop
he takes it to company meetings
I’ve been told he has received many compliments
did you read the post